Greg Dingle - Right In My Cornhole Lyrics

Here at the tailgate
With my friends
Shotgunnin' beers
Playin games
And food on the grill
I'm drunk outta of my mind
There ain't nothing that could
Change how I feel today
Rick's yellin' that the hot dogs are ready
I was just over to the side
Poppin' a squat with my pants down
Rick came over
With a dog in his hand
He tripped and it went flyin
It all happened so fast
I didn't know how to react
That big ole hot dog wiener
Went right into my cornhole
Yeah
It defied all physics
And lodged itself right
Up my butt
Oh yeah
That hot dog wiener
Went right up into my cornhole
It went right up into my cornhole
Yeah
In my cornhole
My girlfriend dropped her plate
And rushed on over
Askin' me if I'm alright
I told her there's a gosh darn hot dog up my butt
And asked her if she could pull it out
After a few minutes of her
Pushin' and pullin' it
Through all my strugglin
It finally came out
Boy let me tell ya
That hot dog wasn't salvageable
It ain't somethin' I can explain
Without makin' ya gag
That big ole hot dog wiener
Went right into my cornhole
Yeah
It defied all physics
And lodged itself right
Up my butt
Oh yeah
That hot dog wiener
Went right up into my cornhole
It went right up into my cornhole
Yeah
In my cornhole
Here's the crazy thing
About this whole situation
It might come as a shock
Coming from this God fearin' country boy
But
I think I liked it
Yeah
That big ole hot dog wiener
Went right into my cornhole
Yeah
It defied all physics
And lodged itself right
Up my butt
Oh yeah
That hot dog wiener
Went right up into my cornhole
It went right up into my cornhole
Yeah
In my cornhole
Yeah I said
That big ole hot dog wiener
Went right into my cornhole
Yeah
It defied all physics
And lodged itself right
Up my butt
Oh yeah
That hot dog wiener
Went right up into my cornhole
It went right up into my cornhole
Yeah
In my cornhole
Not gonna lie
It felt kinda good