Greg Dingle - The First Forty Eight Lyrics

Hey partner
I need some help
It's kinda serious
B-b-b-back with another
Holy shit Greg Dingle, hit them honkies
I was layin' down in bed
With the wife
She got a little horny
And asked if I wanted to f*ck
But I've got a condition that
Causes me to not get
Erect
I've got erectile dysfunction
It's hard to get it up
But I've got medication to help me there
I popped open that bottle of Viagra
Swallowed that sucker
And waited for it to kick in
Well
We f*cked
But I'm askin' ya doctor
It's been seventy two hours
And it ain't going down
I probably shoulda called yesterday
But I ain't too proud of myself
Been walking around with a fully erect boner
Going to work
Picking up the kids from school
And going to the bar
Hell
Even going to church
Lord help me
Doctor do something this ain't good
I've got erectile dysfunction
And my boner lasted too long
I'm embarrassed
Ashamed
Yeah the sex was good
But God damn
This ain't good
It lasted for more than
Forty eight hours
Oh Lord
It lasted for too damn long
I feel like I'm back in high school
With this fully erect boner
Everywhere
I've got erectile dysfunction
And my boner lasted too long
I'm embarrassed
Ashamed
Yeah the sex was good
But God damn
This ain't good
It lasted for more than
Forty eight hours
I've got erectile dysfunction
And my boner lasted too long
It lasted too long
I'm embarrassed
Ashamed
Oh I'm ashamed
Yeah the sex was good
But God damn
This ain't good
It lasted for more than
Forty eight hours
For more than
Forty eight hours
It lasted too damn long