Greg Pfeiffer - Dying is the best part of living Lyrics

Don't want to die
Crushed in a submarine
Don't want to die
Falling in a long plane crash
Its gotta be a sudden
Mid-air collision
Depressurization
And I suddenly black out
During in-flight beverages
You hear about these people seeing
Life flash in front of their eyes
Slowly dying
Thinking about regrets
F*ck all that
It better be two seconds max
Like a meteor strike
Traveling down so fast
Eight miles per second
And my body is roadkill
Like hookers in landfills
Don't want to die
Getting eaten by a shark
Bit by bit
Or a polar bear
Come out a piece of shit
Polar bear shit
No its gotta be quick
Not like Timothy Treadwell
Twenty minutes of living hell
F*cking Grizzly Man
Know who's waiting in the afterlife
Jesus, Hitler, and grandma
Steve Irwin, Meatloaf, Paul Rubens
Forty million homeless homosexual veterans
Soon enough Charlie Sheen
Maybe I can go like Prince
David Carradine in Thailand
An auto-erotic asyphyxiator
I'm a kung-fu panda masturbator
The maid's gonna find me
Dressed as girl scout
Dead with my cock out
Dying is the best part of living
Dying could be the best part of living
Dying might not be the best part of living
But leave a good tip
It's better when you're found by the maid
Found by the maid
It's better for everyone
If you're found dead by the maid