Gregorius - Can a Brit Win Eurovision? Lyrics

[Intro]
Observation is the place I feel
I take my reign, my world's fine
With innovation is the free we feel
I hope that I can pass by

[Hook]
Mo' baby comin' on
Mo' baby comin' on

[Verse 1]
Winning Eurovision is hard to do
But much harder since we left the EU
Twenty seven years since Katrina and the Waves
And Katrina, of course, was an American babe

[Verse 2]
The Greeks have proclaimed a new tragedy
The Baltic States near Russia think we're crazy
Spain wants Gibraltar to stay in the EU
Italy says it's Divorzio not "I do"

[Pre-Chorus]
Will they vote Douze or Une point for a UK man?
When Swedes sing Brit pop like we can!
From Lisbon to Riga, their reviews suck,
I can sing out my heart, but do they give a f*ck?

[Chorus]
Oh, after Brexit can a Brit win Eurovision?
Or will they show me the exit with derision?
Douze points or Nul points, what would I score?
As an Aussie would it be even more?

Mo' baby comin' on

[Verse 3]
For France, I'd wear a tri-colour mankini
For Ukraine I'd Sing "Slava Ukraini"
I'd sing in Russian but to not be wrong,
That's only after Putin's brutes are gone

[Verse 4]
For Ireland I'd sing while gargling guinness
For the Dutch I'd dance in a costume of cheese
For Poland I'd toast vodka to "Na zdrowie!"
For Finland I'd sing in a sauna then freeze

[Pre-Chorus]
How can a Brit win Eurovision?
Become transgender or reptilian?
Great music may not be the key
And for a Brit, Europe's culture's a mystery!

[Chorus]
Oh, after Brexit can a Brit win Eurovision?
Or will they show me the exit with derision?
Douze points or Nul points, what would I score?
As an Aussie would it be even more?

[Bridge]
Buona notte, Italia! Guten Abend, Berlin!
Bonjour, Paris! Are we still "in"?
¡Hola, España! Hey, Finland, Kiitos!
Just wondering, mates-am I still the boss?

Come on sing it with me!

[Chorus]
Oh, after Brexit can a Brit win Eurovision?
Or will they show me the exit with derision?
Douze points or Nul points, what would I score?
As an Aussie would it be even more?

Mo' baby comin' on

Oh are you up?
Let's Dance

[Chorus]
Oh, after Brexit can a Brit win Eurovision?
(Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah)
Or will they show me the exit with derision?
(No, no, no, no)
Douze points or Nul points, what would I score?
As an Aussie would it be even more?