I'm taking Bechtel tests, a sexual pest, I'll save the rest for you
Cos I'm an addict with a problematic cycle of abuse
Off the rails toxic male, defying all your labels
You want me off the table I'm afraid I must refuse
Yeah maybe I'll be claiming the defence that I'm insane
Interest on the loan for serotonin in my brain
While I'm bawling call the cab, throw my soul onto the tab
Be back by Monday morning when I'm crawling here again oh
Running home and I can't see straight
Drinking on my own and I can't see straight
Think I'm done here cos I've spent all my money here
But everything is funny when you can't see straight
Running home and I can't see straight
Drinking on my own and I can't see straight
Think I'm done here cos I've spent all my money here
But everything is funny when you can't see straight
Thought it'd be fun, so I jumped the gun
Now I'm that guy outside supplying tar to my lungs
Ill at ease since pres and I'm a mess
Absurdly drinking murder really should give it a rest
I can't see straight
I can't see straight
I can't see straight
I've had too many and I can't see straight
Running home and I can't see straight
Drinking on my own and I can't see straight
Think I'm done here cos I've spent all my money here
But everything is funny when you can't see straight
Running home and I can't see straight
Drinking on my own and I can't see straight
Think I'm done here cos I've spent all my money here
But everything is funny when you can't see straight
I can't see straight
I can't see straight
I can't see straight
I can't see straight
I can't see straight
I've had too many and I can't see straight