[ Featuring Jeff Burgess ]
There's a shadow on the wall, stay calm, stay calm
There's a figure in the hall, stay calm, stay calm
Keep my wits and stay alive, wish I had a nine to five
There's a stranger in us all, stay calm, stay calm
Every hair is on it's end, that's fine, I'm fine
Feeling my adrenaline, that's fine I'm fine
I can keep away the creeps, safely from my swivel seats
Something's crawling through the vents, that's fine
There's a ghost in the machine, stay calm, stay calm
They are watching through the screen, stay calm, stay calm
They just might drive me crazy
(Hey, hey, hey, hey)
(Hit me)
Hey kids, it's nice to meet ya
Are you ready for some Fazbear pizza?
Whose this, working in the night shift?
I don't know, but I don't think I like him
He's so cute, I can feel his heart racing
About time we had a brand new play thing
Another yellow belly, balkin' like a chicken
(Hey) listen gang, I say that we dig in
They are slowly closing in, stay calm, stay calm
Find an inner strength within, stay calm, stay calm
If I've learned one thing, it's that don't respond to Craigslist ads
I can see their second skin, stay calm, stay-
Hit me
Hit me
Hit me
Hit me
In the end there's only me all right, all right
Morning sun will set me free, all right, all right
I spent five nights at Freddy's
Hit me
Hey, where did our new friend go?
Don't worry he'll be back tomorrow
So, uh, does he not go to the bathroom, or does he hold it in all night?
Aye, he pees in a cup (ew)
I've seen him do it with me own eye
We were both just standing there
It was extremely awkward
