Her booty shake
The Richter needle break
She don't make jaws drop
Nah, she makes jaws leave their face
I don't wanna pay for milk, I just want a little taste
Let me take it from your titty, I ain't got the nerve to wait
Bouncing up and down like a mother f*cking pogo
Bitch I know kung fu, but I ain't got a f*cking dojo
She gon' take me to the back so I can see the whole show
They all call me Santy Claus cause all I say is "ho ho"
Trying to get into my pants, yeah you feeling wishful
This is not my dick pic, it's only one pixel
If you wanna call the shots then blow on my whistle
She wants to call me a prick but I'm more like a thistle
Go into insane mode like I'm zooming in a Tesla
As if a plane had just gone past the blast will undress ya
You will swear that you got a direct hit from the Death Star
I just need to know girl what's it take to impress ya
(Because) Money can't buy love
But it can almost get you close enough
Subtract some dollars and they start to add up
You gotta show your claws if you want your cut
Steal a car, that be 5 star
Hit a bar, that be 5 star
Meet a bitch, that be 5 star
Take her back, f*ck her hard
In the back of an Uber
Steal a car, that be 5 star
Hit a bar, that be 5 star
Meet a bitch, that be 5 star
Take her back, f*ck her hard
In the back of an Uber
Roll up like we just walked off a spaceship
F*ck your dress code, bitch do you not know you're addressing a VIP
I'm a Very Intoxicated Piece-of-shit
You don't wanna know what I got planned for you and your list
Rock ya socks off with bottles of Cîroc
When I whip out stick, watch how they all flock
Presence electric, that is not a shock
Destined for stardom, I'm cruising with Spock
Blast off, let's go, this coke is white as a ghost
We got so much snow we rival Kosciuszko
It's all downhill boy, for me this shit is easy mode
I am already at the credits while you're still waiting to load
Ayo, get lit, bitch give this smiley a lick
You just took 6 hits of grade-A acid
Don't worry I took 10 and I still don't feel shit
Just ask any of the elephants that are turning blue and pink
(Because) Money can't buy love
But it can almost get you close enough
Subtract some dollars and they start to add up
You gotta show your claws if you want your cut
Steal a car, that be 5 star
Hit a bar, that be 5 star
Meet a bitch, that be 5 star
Take her back, f*ck her hard
In the back of an Uber
Steal a car, that be 5 star
Hit a bar, that be 5 star
Meet a bitch, that be 5 star
Take her back, f*ck her hard
In the back of an Uber