Grimmix - Should've Been Famous Lyrics

I should've been famous by now
Should've been a big boss with a big bumping crowd
With girls in the front row screaming too loud
Rubbing up against the sub as the bass goes POW!

Should've had a lotta dollars - too many to count
Diving like I'm Scrooge McDuck into my huge bank account
All kinds of fun drugs flying up my snout
I be been flossin' like I'm Hopsin, how you like me now?

Shoulda had a couple cameos on girls gone wild
With alimony payments to at least one child
And when I realise I haven't seen him in quite a while
Buy an empty birthday card and sign it "F*ck you, Kyle"

I shoulda coulda woulda been the next big thing
But I haven't even had a chance to be a has been
The amount of times I thought I just give up and quit
But too many tellin' me - DUDE, YOU ARE THE SHIT!

This is my time to shine, you know
Every bang gotta start with a blow
With a flow this dope
I should've been famous by now

It's about time you all took note
Yeah, If you're on top watch out below
Know one thing for sho
I should've been famous by now

Should've been on every talk show, just talking shit
Then be trending on the social cause I whipped out my dick
My haters and my lovers all say the same thing
Yeah, O-M-G Grimmie - he's so sick

By now I shoulda lost it, swallow a couple of pills
Climb a building "Watch me fling from this window sill"
Get talked down by a sleep deprived Dr Phil
I thought that dude was chill until the bastard foot me the bill

Shoulda had the papparazi follow me constantly
Until I smack one in his snozz and make his crooked nose bleed
Keep smacking him until red is all that he sees
And say "See you motherf*ckers on TMZ!"

This is my time to shine, you know
Every bang gotta start with a blow
With a flow this dope
I should've been famous by now

It's about time you all took note
Yeah, If you're on top watch out below
Know one thing for sho
I should've been famous by now

Shoulda been banging a celebrity like Nikki Reed
Until she busts me saying cheese between my PT's knees
Every channel, every headline, calling me a sleaze
But they still won't stop playing my shit on repeat

Shoulda had the Christians saying that I'm corrupting their kids
Because I f*cked a pig with lipstick in my latest vid
In response I'll say "How dare talk that way about my bitch"
I mean, why do you care you're not even Jewish?

I haven't done a single thing, I'm afraid that it's true
No one knows a single tune by me and my balls are deepest blue
So I guess there's only one thing left to possibly do
Say hello to Auto Tune, do do do do doo doo doo