Come up to the roof to see the freak
He's running like a shadow, like a thief
He's as fast as a lion when he hunts
He always gets what he wants from you
But if he ever comes across your way
Don't try to hide, or even run away
'Cause he will find you, and he will reveal
Your worst nightmares, your inmost fear
Hello Mr. Funker!
He's the mocking voice inside your head
So while you sleep he lies under your bed
He reads the deepest thoughts in your mind
In that respect he is one of a kind
And when you look deep into his eyes
There's no mercy, there's no disguise
With him your secrets may be safe
But in the end it's yourself you can't escape
Hello Mr. Funker!
If you're playing hide and seek
Just remember he's a freak
A freak!
He's the mocking voice inside your head
So while you sleep he lies under your bed
He reads the deepest thoughts in your mind
In that respect he is one of a kind
And when you look deep into his eyes
There's no mercy, there's no disguise
With him your secrets may be safe
But in the end it's yourself you can't escape
Bonjour Mr. Funker!