It started like any other day-just me, my coffee, and a balcony free from chaos
But then he showed up. The Alpha. The boss
Woke up one morning, stepped onto my deck
Thought the pigeon problem, I'd finally check
I shooed 'em away, it was my daily grind
Until I met the one who blew my mind
This pigeon wasn't scared, nah, he stood his ground
He had muscles, man, the toughest bird around
A cigar in his beak, eyes full of scorn
It's like this feathered brute was pigeon-born to brawl
He's the alpha pigeon, takin' over my space
Doesn't care about me or my personal grace
Cooing like a thug, wings spread out wide
I think I'm losin' this fight for my pride
Alpha pigeon, he don't care about my plea
It's his balcony now, and he's lookin' at me
I tried to wave my arms, thought I'd win this quick
But he just puffed his cigar, what a classic flick
He strutted around, didn't flinch at all
Then he pecked at my sandwich-oh, he had the gall
I yelled, I stomped, but it didn't work
The pigeon stared back, with a smug little smirk
This is his kingdom now, no debate
I'm just the human, and he's sealed my fate
You think I'm makin' this up? Nah, man, I'm serious
I used to rule this balcony-my territory
But this pigeon... He's not like the others
Is that... a leather jacket? Oh, come on, bro
He's the alpha pigeon, takin' over my space
Doesn't care about me or my personal grace
Cooing like a thug, wings spread out wide
I think I'm losin' this fight for my pride
Alpha pigeon, he don't care about my plea
It's his balcony now, and he's lookin' at me
Man, I gotta admit, I respect his style
He owns this joint, makes my battles seem mild
But this can't go on, I need to make a stand
Can't be scared of a bird-this wasn't my plan
But every time I step out to make my move
He's there, puffin' away, like he's got somethin' to prove
I tried bribing him with crumbs, even offered my chair
But he just scoffed like he didn't even care
He flexed his wings, took a drag of that smoke
Then stared me down like, Is this a joke
I swear he's got tattoos, maybe even a scar
This pigeon's been places, probably fought in a bar
I'm outta options, no backup in sight
Guess I'll have to face him-tonight's the fight
He's the alpha pigeon, takin' over my space
Doesn't care about me or my personal grace
Cooing like a thug, wings spread out wide
I think I'm losin' this fight for my pride
Alpha pigeon, he don't care about my plea
It's his balcony now, and he's lookin' at me
It's like he knows all my moves before I even act
This pigeon's got me outmatched, man-that's a fact
I thought it was just me versus a bird
But now I'm wonderin'... am I absurd
He's the alpha pigeon, takin' over my space
Doesn't care about me or my personal grace
Cooing like a thug, wings spread out wide
I think I'm losin' this fight for my pride
Alpha pigeon, he don't care about my plea
It's his balcony now, and he's lookin' at me
Maybe tomorrow, I'll make peace with my fate
Or maybe I'll just move and vacate
But deep down, I know I've met my match
This alpha pigeon's won-he's got the last scratch