The Groovy Glitch - My Little Brony Lyrics

I thought it was just a phase you know
The video games the anime shows
But then one day he came to me
He said Dad I got something you gotta see
He pulled out a plushie bright and pink
Said her name's Twilight Sparkle what do you think
I thought he was jokin' but I could tell
The kid had fallen under the pony spell
My son's a brony where did I go wrong
I raised him on football and classic rock songs
But now it's Rainbow Dash Fluttershy too
I just don't know what to do
He's got posters on his bedroom wall
Of pastel ponies short and tall
I found him watchin' My Little Pony on TV
What's happened to the boy I thought he'd be
He's got a costume a rainbow mane
Dresses up like Pinkie Pie it's insane
He even goes to conventions with pride
What happened to my son where did he hide
My son's a brony where did I go wrong
Used to love sports now he sings pony songs
I bought him Hot Wheels but they just collect dust
Now it's Equestria or bust
He said Dad I know you're feelin' blue
But I just wanna be me and stay true
I sighed and said Son that's fine
But does it have to be ponies all the time
My son's a brony where did I go wrong
Now it's cutie marks and friendship songs
I guess I'll learn to love the herd
But man this is just absurd