I was chillin' at home streamin' my favorite show
When suddenly my Wi-Fi said no no no
I looked around thought it was a glitch
But then I saw Nancy Pelosi flickin' the switch
She said hey there friend I'm here to take control
Your Wi-Fi's mine now and that's my goal
I stared in shock said Nancy why the heist
She just smiled and said I'm rollin' the dice
Nancy Pelosi took my Wi-Fi oh no
Now I'm out cold can't watch my show
She's got the signal and I'm left in the dark
My Netflix dreams they ain't gonna spark
Nancy Pelosi took my Wi-Fi that's right
Now I'm stuck with no signal in sight
She's got the bandwidth and she's ridin' high
While I sit here and ask why Nancy why
I tried to reboot but it's all in vain
Nancy's got the router and she's got the reign
She's streamin' Congress and she's on the attack
While I'm stuck with no signal can't get my fix back
I pleaded with her Nancy give me a break
I need my memes and my video cake
But she just laughed and turned away
Said you can't have it not today
Nancy Pelosi took my Wi-Fi it's true
Now my online life is through
She's got the speed she's got the power
While I refresh my page every hour
Nancy Pelosi took my Wi-Fi it's rough
Now I'm stuck in the digital bluff
She's hoggin' the signal and I don't know why
All I can do is sigh Nancy why
Nancy's on TikTok she's Zooming away
While I'm stuck in this offline fray
She's got the world at her fingertips
And I can't even catch my YouTube clips
I called up the provider asked them what's wrong
They said Nancy Pelosi's Wi-Fi game is strong
She's got the future and she's got the past
And I'm left here with a connection that won't last
So here I am in the offline zone
Thanks to Nancy I'm all alone
She's got the bandwidth she's ridin' high
While I'm just left here askin' why
Nancy Pelosi took my Wi-Fi oh no
Now I'm out cold can't watch my show
She's got the signal and I'm left in the dark
My Netflix dreams they ain't gonna spark
Nancy Pelosi took my Wi-Fi that's right
Now I'm stuck with no signal in sight
She's got the bandwidth and she's ridin' high
While I sit here and ask why Nancy why
So if you see her with a hotspot in hand
Know she's takin' over all across the land
She's got the speed she's got the style
But can't she give me my Wi-Fi for a while
The Groovy Glitch - Nancy Pelosi Took My Wi-Fi Lyrics
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I was chillin' at home streamin' my favorite show
When suddenly my Wi-Fi said no no no
I looked around thought it was a glitch
But then I saw Nancy Pelosi flickin' the switch
She said hey there friend I'm here to take control
Your Wi-Fi's mine now and that's my goal
I stared in shock said Nancy why the heist
She just smiled and said I'm rollin' the dice
Nancy Pelosi took my Wi-Fi oh no
Now I'm out cold can't watch my show
She's got the signal and I'm left in the dark
My Netflix dreams they ain't gonna spark
Nancy Pelosi took my Wi-Fi that's right
Now I'm stuck with no signal in sight
She's got the bandwidth and she's ridin' high
While I sit here and ask why Nancy why
I tried to reboot but it's all in vain
Nancy's got the router and she's got the reign
She's streamin' Congress and she's on the attack
While I'm stuck with no signal can't get my fix back
I pleaded with her Nancy give me a break
I need my memes and my video cake
But she just laughed and turned away
Said you can't have it not today
Nancy Pelosi took my Wi-Fi it's true
Now my online life is through
She's got the speed she's got the power
While I refresh my page every hour
Nancy Pelosi took my Wi-Fi it's rough
Now I'm stuck in the digital bluff
She's hoggin' the signal and I don't know why
All I can do is sigh Nancy why
Nancy's on TikTok she's Zooming away
While I'm stuck in this offline fray
She's got the world at her fingertips
And I can't even catch my YouTube clips
I called up the provider asked them what's wrong
They said Nancy Pelosi's Wi-Fi game is strong
She's got the future and she's got the past
And I'm left here with a connection that won't last
So here I am in the offline zone
Thanks to Nancy I'm all alone
She's got the bandwidth she's ridin' high
While I'm just left here askin' why
Nancy Pelosi took my Wi-Fi oh no
Now I'm out cold can't watch my show
She's got the signal and I'm left in the dark
My Netflix dreams they ain't gonna spark
Nancy Pelosi took my Wi-Fi that's right
Now I'm stuck with no signal in sight
She's got the bandwidth and she's ridin' high
While I sit here and ask why Nancy why
So if you see her with a hotspot in hand
Know she's takin' over all across the land
She's got the speed she's got the style
But can't she give me my Wi-Fi for a while
When suddenly my Wi-Fi said no no no
I looked around thought it was a glitch
But then I saw Nancy Pelosi flickin' the switch
She said hey there friend I'm here to take control
Your Wi-Fi's mine now and that's my goal
I stared in shock said Nancy why the heist
She just smiled and said I'm rollin' the dice
Nancy Pelosi took my Wi-Fi oh no
Now I'm out cold can't watch my show
She's got the signal and I'm left in the dark
My Netflix dreams they ain't gonna spark
Nancy Pelosi took my Wi-Fi that's right
Now I'm stuck with no signal in sight
She's got the bandwidth and she's ridin' high
While I sit here and ask why Nancy why
I tried to reboot but it's all in vain
Nancy's got the router and she's got the reign
She's streamin' Congress and she's on the attack
While I'm stuck with no signal can't get my fix back
I pleaded with her Nancy give me a break
I need my memes and my video cake
But she just laughed and turned away
Said you can't have it not today
Nancy Pelosi took my Wi-Fi it's true
Now my online life is through
She's got the speed she's got the power
While I refresh my page every hour
Nancy Pelosi took my Wi-Fi it's rough
Now I'm stuck in the digital bluff
She's hoggin' the signal and I don't know why
All I can do is sigh Nancy why
Nancy's on TikTok she's Zooming away
While I'm stuck in this offline fray
She's got the world at her fingertips
And I can't even catch my YouTube clips
I called up the provider asked them what's wrong
They said Nancy Pelosi's Wi-Fi game is strong
She's got the future and she's got the past
And I'm left here with a connection that won't last
So here I am in the offline zone
Thanks to Nancy I'm all alone
She's got the bandwidth she's ridin' high
While I'm just left here askin' why
Nancy Pelosi took my Wi-Fi oh no
Now I'm out cold can't watch my show
She's got the signal and I'm left in the dark
My Netflix dreams they ain't gonna spark
Nancy Pelosi took my Wi-Fi that's right
Now I'm stuck with no signal in sight
She's got the bandwidth and she's ridin' high
While I sit here and ask why Nancy why
So if you see her with a hotspot in hand
Know she's takin' over all across the land
She's got the speed she's got the style
But can't she give me my Wi-Fi for a while
Writer: Neil Lalwani
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Copyright: Lyrics © O/B/O DistroKid