Well every time I start my truck
I check my mirrors, keep my seatbelt buckled
But I ain't got no case on my phone
Oh you won't catch me riding over 65
I always use my blinkers, man I ride to arrive
But I ain't got no case on my phone
Gave up whiskey and I quit cocaine
This fella knows better than to harm his brain
But I ain't got no case on my phone
I know I might sound like I'm no fun
But I'm a rootin-tootin risk-taking son of a gun
Because I ain't got no case on my phone
Naked phone, Naked phone
I hold this puppy with my hands alone
Oh I ain't got no case on my phone
Now my mama tried to raise me up to be good
I wanna make her proud, Lord I wish I could
But I ain't got no case on my phone
I donate to charity, I don't tempt fate
But I worry Saint Peter's gonna frown at the gates
Cause I ain't got no case on my phone
Naked phone, Naked phone
I hold this puppy with my hands alone
No I ain't got no case on my phone
Oh some cynic told me they're designed to break
Right about the time that they release a new make
But I ain't got no case on my phone
I said "I like living on the hopeful side"
And she said "Yeah, that's how Steve Jobs died"
Ain't got no case on my phone
Naked phone, Naked phone
I hold this puppy with my hands alone
I ain't got no case on my phone
Now my sleep button's broken and my corners are scratched
And my finger's been shredded by slivers of glass
But I ain't got no case on my phone
My speaker don't speak, I can't be heard through the mic
But I'm a motherf*cking rebel every goddamn night
Cause I ain't got no case on my phone
Naked phone, Naked phone
Hold this puppy with my hands alone
Oh I ain't got no case
Ain't got no case, oh
I ain't got no case on my phone