Grozov - Bitchin' Leather Lyrics

To find the golden battle-bull I had to travel far
He was ten times the size of that pathetic Minotaur
He nearly gored me, but I sank my sword into his face
Among the mythic heroes I will now take my place
My sword of steel was stained a crimson red with dripping blood
I hewed the skin off from the bull and threw his carcass in the mud
I wore his hide upon my back, so thick it weighed me down
But I got revenge, I took a shit on his burial mound
I rule the land
You will die by my hand
I will employ my iron fist to make you understand
I am invincible
I'll withstand any weather
Your sword will not pierce me
Cause I got Bitchin' Leather
I went to battle with barbarians from way up north
They rode on black horses, they brought their soldiers forth
Their archers tried to shoot me, but alas, to no avail
My Bitchin' Leather stops all weapons of steel without fail
The gods are angry with me cause I slew their mythic beast
But they can suck my balls, because I don't care in the least
Oh they can try to use their powers on me, I'll still win
Cause there's no way they'll get through eight inches of bull skin
I rule the land
You will die by my hand
I will employ my iron fist to make you understand
I am invincible
I'll withstand any weather
Your sword will not pierce me
Cause I got Bitchin' Leather