His finger rubs my thigh on a Monday night
With pinkie, I drink the champagne
Spit on the thing so it is wet
When it slips in
I f*ck faggots
Raw dog the faggots
Dykes love the faggots
Got bad habits
Don't vote MAGA
Vote for the other one
Blue
Gin and tonic
Slushy from Sonic
Married a Freemason
And live in the Dallas Masonic Village with him
On Monday, I sell Mary Kay
On Tuesday, I get laid
On Wednesday, I go back to Mary Kay
Door knocking in my stilettos
La la la
Walked into the cafe
And I got a cappuccino
I put the cinnamon on top
Cinnamon on top
The cappuccino
I have cappuccino
He takes me to Paris
Feeds me his whiskey
And it makes me feel frisky
Ooh, like a kitty
Meow, meow, meow, meow, meow
My claws in his skin
It was just some croissants from Five Below
Hey, I'll call you later
I just got signed to Mary Kay and I'm seven, baby
So yeah, just call me back
It's Joe Biden signing off
XO, XO
Grimy hands and mud soaked hair
A single pickle in his underwear
Dust and dirt
Life's cruel demand
A horrid man with cheese in hand