Grrrlcheez - Sand In My Bikini Lyrics

Seagulls pecking at my toes
Blood staining my torn up clothes
Where the f*ck did you guys go
I woke up washed up on the shore
Don't take a photo, I'm insecure
I'm always ten but feeling a four
Pieces of glass inside my ass
Don't litter cause that shit's trash
Don't touch me it'll give you a rash
I can't find my flip flops
Gotta go to Old Navy or Ross
Oh shit they were out of stock
Got a Marshalls haul
Coupons about to expire
My outfit is on fire
Coca cola
Pour that shit inside me
Don't want no Pepsi party
I'm coming so fast he can't even catch me
Running so fast this ass bounce in 3D
He riding my tip
While sucking my tit
It's going in my slit and it's not Brad Pitt
Baja Blast
And I'll f*ck him for some nacho fries
Come so fast, so embarrassed that he f*cking cries
Sand in my bikini
Ooh my waist so teeny
Hop in the Lamborghini
While I'm sipping my martini
Sand in my bikini
Ooh my waist so teeny
Hop in the Lamborghini
While I'm sipping my martini
Pussy need a cat scan
This bikini's so tight
Don't need no self tan
Abusing that sunlight
He's coming on my face
I use it as sun cream
He wanna get a taste
Tearing off his inseam
Sand stuck in my vagina, now I got a yeast infection
Call that shit carolina
But he still got that erection, yeah I give him my affection
He call me Mrs. Perfection
Kick him to the curb
Now who's my next connection
Oh the sun's so bright
Last minute flight, uh huh
Baby you got a light?
Call me lady of the night
Girls wanna start a fight
When we tell her it's on sight
Oh my pussy? it's so tight
Oh your pussy? it's a fright
You want an invite?
Haha alright
Coconut bra
I'm like Mike White
White Lotus
Sandals and Crocs
Feeling bougie
Erupting like Mount Fuji
Sand in my bikini
Ooh my waist so teeny
Hop in the Lamborghini
While I'm sipping my martini
Sand in my bikini
Ooh my waist so teeny
Hop in the Lamborghini
While I'm sipping my martini