I want to see you jump
Come bite on my roast beef
F*ck so hard I'm gonna queef
He sits my ass down on the counter
Hurt so good he is my pounder
I don't shower I love clam chowder
There's a pube on my toast
I like to f*ck ghosts
I spin around like a pig roast
Film my sex tape, close the drapes
My wig falls off
Gotta escape
Look in the mirror, I see my clone
Makes me wanna call him up on my cell phone
Trump won so I bought a gun
Shot a deer just for fun
Took a piss on the shag rug
Sue ann she's my drug plug
I slither around like a slug
Erectile dysfunction, don't make me tug
I'm in the sears store looking for sex
I wanna get head on a sunday morning
There's a shadow behind me It's gonna hurt me
I committed manslaughter last week in my car
There's a shadow
There's a shadow
Behind my curtain
There's a shadow
There's a shadow
Behind my curtain
My drapes are tight
And my knees are weak
My knees are weak
My drapes are tight
I'm f*cking twinks
I'm f*cking twunks
And maybe even a bear
I am so gay, I do skincare
I bought my girlfriend on Wayfair
Your dad's enticed, he's having an affair
Bath and Body Works makes me twerk
I'm vegan, so no hamburge
I call up Daniel Larson
I tell him it's Grace
Take out my strap
About to cum on his face
Let's go
Wearing pumpkins as hair
Hitting vapes as air
Grimes' name is Claire
F*cks me so good, my pussy starts to tear
There's a shadow
There's a shadow
Behind my curtain
There's a shadow
There's a shadow
Behind my curtain
My drapes are tight
And my knees are weak
My knees are weak
My drapes are tight
Seriously, can somebody please tell me where my spoon is at?
Where is my spoon
Where is my spoon
Where is my spoon
Sound me on the hotel floor
Largest tongue, I am a whore
Let's film stuck porn
I'll get in the dryer
Cooking is fun
I love an air fryer
Got my skinny jeans on
And my huge scarf
Oh no, I think I might b
Forgive me, Lord, for I have sinned
I f*cked a man, then had him skinned
I f*cked myself with all his limbs
Stole his wallet and bought some skims
Checked back into my hotel
Met this boy who rang my bell
Rolled in my Deep
Called him Adele
This pussy put him in a spell
Sleep paralysis keeps me tight
Come in my eyes, I see all white
All alone, but it's not quite right
Looked to the side and I got a fright
There's a shadow behind my curtain
Think it's him, but I'm not quite certain
Spoke a language I think was German
Holy shit, it's Pee Wee Herman
There's a shadow, there's a shadow Behind my curtain
There's a shadow, there's a shadow Behind my curtain
My drapes are tight and my knees are weak My knees are weak and my knees hurt