My name is Doogie, but you call me King
Listen to this song and listen to me sing
I'm not too tall, but I'm full of pee
Got a crown on my head and a yellow drink beside me
Doogie, Doogie, the King of the school
Got some funky moves and I pee in the pool
I don't wear pants, I wear a cape
I rule the world while in year eight!
I don't need a castle, I just need my bed
With snacks on the side and Youtube ahead
Got a pet hamster, his name is Dave
He steals my chips and thinks he's brave
Doogie, Doogie, the King of the Town
Wears a frown when the Wi-Fi's down
I rule the world with a TV remote
When I can't swim, I float in my boat!
I'm the King of slacking, no work, no run
If you need a break, then come join the fun
We'll sit on the couch, just wasting the day
Drinking yellow lemonade and throwing it away!
Doogie, Doogie, the King of the school
In year eight, but I'm always late
I don't need marks, don't need to strive
Just here for the snacks and yellow drink by my side!