Guecial Spest - Robot Operator Lyrics

Robot operator tells me thank you for calling
Please press One
My great aunt is Rosey Jetson
Enter the last four of your social security
And ten more menu selections will get you what you need
Please hold, be right back,
Your the 17th caller in line, enjoy the muzak
Press One, press Two, press Three, press Four
Good god
Can't take it anymore
They won't tell you in the biz
Just say clearly and calmly - cancel my service
Threaten revenue loss
You'll probably get the big boss
(not this again...middle management sucks)
The boss, though dead inside,
Will smile and keep you on the line
Corporate America wants you a valued customer
Until the end of time
Remember, your dollar after dollar
Gets 'em their slick-suits, their big, black cars
Helicopters, private jets
And rockets to the stars
Press Two, press Three, press Four, press Five, I'm dying inside
Hello, operator
Please press One for English, presione el dos para español
Please hold