The Guilty Men - Hollywood Lyrics

This town is never on TV, it's like we don't exist,
No-one puts it in their GPS, they say this place is one to miss,
If only we could dump this neighbourhood,
If only we could go to Hollywood

Another day in Hicksville rankles, I'd get the hell out if I could,
The weather's down around my ankles, nothing happens here that's good,
If only we could dump this neighbourhood,
If only we could go to Hollywood

We could hang out with the superstars,
I could be their friend and commissar,
Steal from the mini-bar, clean out their supercars,
They'll see just who we are

We could chill with the Kardashians,
When they're back on their home ground,
You could help with their soft furnishings,
I could help myself to what's around,
If only we could dump this neighbourhood,
If only we could go to Hollywood

They are gonna see some red-neck fools,
Picking flies out of the swimming pool,
But here's the breaking news,
We two are way too cool to play by L.A. rules

Let's get aboard the Greyhound Bus,
California's not that hard to reach,
There's a payday for the two of us,
You can get your teeth and tail gun bleached,
If only we could dump this neighbourhood,
If only we could go to Hollywood,
If only we could dump this neighbourhood,
If only we could go to Hollywood,
Let's go to Hollywood, let's go to Hollywood, let's go to Hollywood"