Guitar Chris Brudy - Reefer Madness Lyrics

First I saw it in black and white
I tell you I was afraid for my life
But I admit I wanted to know what its like
To make that dope crazed blond my wife
The Crumby Freak Brothers took their toll
The Doobie Brothers got me on a roll
"Dave's not here" titillated my soul
All I knew was stuffing bowls
Reefer Madness, I need you today
Reefer Madness, please lead me astray
It was just say no Reagan told us so
This movie makes me scared but bold
My resistance soon began to fold
I burnt my stash of Acapulco Gold
My brain's in the frying pan again
I have reaped the fruits of my smokin' sin
It was upon the screen, gray and grim
But hey, I say, let's see it again
It's obvious, its all there in shades of gray
This herb will drive you crazy, you'll end up half insane
Some drunken fool T-Boned a pole
Commended to God his reckless soul
I drive by goin' real slow
Watch drink screw another schmo
I pull up to my surfin' spot
Make sure my bowl is stuffed with pot
Drunks fight knee deep in the wash
With juice I'm done, I've seen enough
Reefer Madness, I need you today
Reefer Madness, please lead me astray
Reefer Madness, I need you today
Reefer Madness, please lead me astray