Jingle jangle
Lolli-dolly
World so jolly
'Tis the season
We stay sleazin
It's Christmas (Ha Ha Ha)
I'm naughty nice
He's in the workhouse
Santa's naught right but til the twelfth night
Chop chop
'Tis the season
We go skitzo
Santa's blitzed (off his tits) on the Crimbo
Oh
So magical
Reindeer slay the weak
Look out
For saint nick
With a katana he's a freak
Sleigh ride
Slay ride
Slay some
Slay all
Slay many
Leave the bag on the fireside
This year
Saint Nick is gon' burn the greedy
Sleigh ride
Slay ride
Slay some
Slay all
Slay many
'Tis the season the season for vengence
Jingle all the way
Paint the world red
Christmas isn't dead
Just angrier this year
Festive with fear
Santas opening cans
Cans of whoop ass with cheer
Donner and Blitzen
Go out limb rippin
Vixen and dasher
Both skull bashers
Comet and Cupid
Beats them all stupid
Dancer and Prancer
Brother necromancers
Oh
So magical
Reindeer slay the weak
Look out
For saint nick
With a katana he's a freak
Sleigh ride
Slay ride
Slay some
Slay all
Slay many
Leave the bag on the fireside
This year
Saint Nick is gon' burn the greedy
Sleigh ride
Slay ride
Slay some
Slay all
Slay many
'Tis the season the season for vengence
Jingle all the way