Romeo and Juliet are getting a divorce
Tybalt didn't kill Mercutio
Romeo never evened the score
It didn't even happen the way they say it did
'Cause Romeo and Juliet they get a divorce
Rosaline got married to a little boy
Her parents made her do it she wasn't overjoyed
'Till she found the boy was bigger in another way
But Romeo and Juliet they get a divorce
Romeo Romeo wherefore art thou Romeo
Deny thy father and refuse thy name
Juliet Juliet are you f*ckin' crazy
Think of what you're asking me are you insane?
Romeo and Juliet are making little plans
To go to Colorado and have a one night stand
Romeo wants a boy and Juliet a girl
They think it'll make it better
They get a divorce