You're a mean one, Mr. Grinch,
You really are a heel!
You're as cuddly as a cactus,
You're as charming as an eel, Mr. Grinch.
You're a bad banana with a greasy black peel!
You're a monster, Mr. Grinch.
Your heart's an empty hole!
Your brain is full of spiders,
You have garlic in your soul, Mr. Grinch.
I wouldn't touch you with a thirty-nine-and-a-half foot pole!
You're a foul one, Mr. Grinch.
You have termites in your smile!
You have all the tender sweetness
Of a seasick crocodile, Mr. Grinch.
Given the choice between the two of you
I'd take the seasick crocodile!
You're a rotter, Mr. Grinch.
You're the king of sinful sots!
Your're a heart of dead tomato splotched
With moldy purple spots, Mr. Grinch.
You're a three-decker sauerkraut and toastool sandwich with arsenic sauce.
You nauseate me, Mr. Grinch
With nauseous super naught
You're a crooked dirty jockey,
And you drive a crooked horse, Mr. Grinch.
Your soul is an appalling dump heap
Overflowing with the most disgraceful assortment of deplorable rubbish imaginable
Mangled up in tangled up knots!
You're a foul one, Mr. Grinch.
You're a nasty wasty skunk!
Your heart is full of unwashed socks,
Your soul is full of gunk, Mr. Grinch.
The three words that best describe you are as follows, and I quote:
"Stink! Stank! Stunk!"