Guy Ferz - classclown. Lyrics

Bitch, you know that I'm the class clown
I don't give a f*ck, just look around
Bitch, you know that I'm the class clown
I don't give a f*ck, just look around
Hey, class clown freshman
Bumpin' Led Zeppelin
Eating all the glue and f*cking up the damn lesson
Slappin' all the 8th grade hoes by age 11
Teacher going broke cause I don't pay that bitch attention (bitch!)
An Arab looking brown kid who always got a question
"Ms. Brown, will you really suck my dick if I just listen?" (what?)
Didn't speak English, but I spoke some body language
So every single day I'm laying pipe to the librarian (ugh!)
Picture of my face hanging in the teachers lounge
Teachers throwing darts at it, aiming for my crown
I just want my drugs back from the lost and found
Break the door down, tell them bastards "f*ckin give it now"
Stupid lil grown ups didn't listen to the clown
So I got out an electric pen and shocked 'em to the ground
Made my way around to the giant box of lost and found
Grabbed my weed and some rubbers that Ms. Brown was throwing out (ferz!)
Bitch, you know that I'm the class clown
I don't give a f*ck, just look around
Bitch, you know that I'm the class clown
I don't give a f*ck, just look around
Wait
Skipping class to jerk off in the bathroom
Horny little f*cker with an iPhone and a tissue
Counselor walked in, chased me outside with a damn broom
I do this all the time, so ain't nothing unusual
I had it with that pussy so I bust a nut on his shoe
Ran the other way, kicked the door out like it's Kung Fu
Hid behind the fat ass in my class, I call him Snorlax
Then I got expelled, but I don't care because I climaxed (ughh)
F*ck it, it's a weekday, you can catch me playing FIFA
Finger f*cking bitches on the bus and smoking reefer
Principle always screaming bullshit through a speaker
"Fever, fever, someone call the teacher"
The fire bell went off and now I'm shaking with a seizure
I can't even see and now I'm sweating out a liter
Everybody crying cause I'm spazzing on the bleacher
Sike, I got ya, that was my idea (ferz)
Bitch, you know that I'm the class clown
I don't give a f*ck, just look around
Bitch, you know that I'm the class clown
I don't give a f*ck, just look around
(F*ck it)
Never good at math but I was always good at schemin' (yup)
Writing all the answers on my wrist so I can read 'em
Given all my homework on a daily off to Steven
I'd promise if he did it, I would never ever beat him (sike!)
His daddy found out and he wanted to get even
So when Steven got home he got a beatin' for no reason
Don't know where he is now but "ha ha f*ck you steven" (F*ck you!)
I hope your locked away or in hell f*cking a demon (aaahhh!)
My ego is so high, if I fell off it I would die
I'm the weirdo in the back, smoking crack in junior high
They kicked me out of Sunday school cause I'm the crazy guy
Who said Jesus was a spy and he's chillin in Dubai (oh god!)
I never had no peace, my hair is full of grease
Robbing food from UberEats and spitting rhymes up in the streets (yup!)
I'm so f*cked up, I got a blowjob from the priest
Made him swallow every drop, then turned him in to the police (eewww)
Bitch, you know that I'm the class clown
I don't give a f*ck, just look around
Bitch, you know that I'm the class clown
I don't give a f*ck, just look around
(Sing it, sing it, sing it)
Bitch, you know that I'm the class clown
I don't give a f*ck, just look around
Bitch, you know that I'm the class clown
I don't give a f*ck, just look around
There ya go kids hahaha
It's Ferz, Professor Ferz
Suck my dick! hahaha
I love you boys and girls
Ferz