The Handclaps - Thank God I'll Be Alone This Christmas Lyrics

The disappointment when the snow don't fall
Cheap decorations hanging in the hall
The roast turkey never tasted right
The bad headaches from the Christmas lights

And I won't be driving home for Christmas
No extra presents for the family
No trains running so I stayed at home
The office party a catastrophe

Thank God I'll be alone this Christmas
Nothing underneath the Christmas tree
Thank God I'll be alone this Christmas
No fighting with the family
Thank God I'll be alone this Christmas
Just the TV with no guarantee
Thank God I'll be alone this Christmas

Black Friday was a real disaster
There was a dust-up in all the team
There was a toy everyone was after
I got my nose broke but I kept my teeth

I ate so much I really did feel sick
My eyes fell for the marketing tricks
Three for two is a brilliant deal
Nearly as good as but one get one free

Thank God I'll be alone this Christmas
Nothing underneath the Christmas tree
Thank God I'll be alone this Christmas
No fighting with the family
Thank God I'll be alone this Christmas
Just the TV with no guarantee
Thank God I'll be alone this Christmas

Don't even get me started
On new year
My resolutions always end in tears
And winter wonderland
You're just a farce
You can take your inflated prices
And stick them up your arse

Thank God I'll be alone this Christmas
Nothing underneath the Christmas tree
Thank God I'll be alone this Christmas
No fighting with the family
Thank God I'll be alone this Christmas
Just the TV with no guarantee
Thank God I'll be alone this Christmas