(Ganon noises)
You can have a really good time for just $15 if you're lucky
You can revamp your whole personality if you have the right timing and aren't looking but open to possibilities
You can blade all around town
You can have a free flow of endorphins for just 15 dollars if you already own the knee pads because you used to roller skate but got a concussion
You can cite rolling as your main form of transportation and give no explanation
You can even call it your main form of transformation
You could be two girls taking a shower together
If you ride those roller blades right
You could make permanent designs on peoples skin
If you prove yourself which could happen if you get around enough because you can't stop moving
Or maybe