Twitter, Twitter, Twitter
Twitter I want to relate
All I do is hate
Twitter I look for friends
I only find dead ends
Twitter, you have nothing to say
You tweet it anyway
Then I see it, and I rage
Twitter, Twitter, Twitter
Cool people and interesting views
Fun stories and jokes that kill
Isn't like that, you are mentally ill
I have no followers, that's okay
I'm better off that way
If you slip, and tweet it wrong
They'll make sure that you are gone
Twitter, Twitter, Twitter
Twitter, you have nothing to say
You tweet it anyway
Then I see it, and I rage
Hours and hours, billions of tweets
You've wasted time, quite the feat
Hundreds of millions, on a site that's free
No two will ever agree
Why am I here, what does it mean?
I wanted connection, I got Nazi memes
Twitter, Twitter, Twitter
Twitter, you have nothing to say
You tweet it anyway
Then I see it, and I rage