[ Featuring Father Guido Sarducci ]
You know it's been about four years since I graduated from the Handsome Boy Modeling School
And I just want to say that their 60 dollar course changed my life
Since my graduation I've traveled to Prague, Milan, Paris, and Buffalo, New York
And I now drive a fifty thousand dollar LaForce Automobile
With total suede package, with subwolfers, and specially designed custom glass rims
Also, in my closet, shoes. So many shoes you cannot believe
And next to it a drawer with the socks, full of the socks, more than enough for each pair of shoes. Yes that's a many.
And the Women. Let me tell you, the women, my God
I can't go into the details, let's just say, I know all about the secret garden.
So let me just say "thank you" from nearby the bottom of my heart
To Nate and Chest for showing me that beauty is truly in the Eye of the Tiger
