Call me Mohamed until I say stop it
That's cause my album is making a profit
I call my shorts Aaron Rodgers
If you don't get it, there's green in the pocket
Double check once;
Double check twice;
They don't get the joke cause they're blind like three mice
I got my listeners thinking all night
And scratching their heads like it's covered in lice
I call my shorts Aaron Rodgers
Green in the pocket, I feel like the man
I got more hits than the dodgers
And shoot over guards like I'm Kevin Durant
Said you wanted more precision
I cut the beat down to the cuticle hairs
Cannot come to a decision
You're running in circles like musical chairs
Metaphors and prepositions
Right to the top and you're left in the back
Don't rely on repetition;
Brothers can I get an "F in the chat"
I call my shorts Aaron Rodgers
Green in the pocket, I feel like the man
I got more hits than the dodgers
And shoot over guards like I'm Kevin Durant
I'm with my crew, port and starboard
Nautical nonsense, out-thriving the clocks
All I dream about is cardboard
That's cause I'm thinking outside of the box
Should I go before the day's gone?
I'm branching out, you're a stick in the mud
On the mic you call me Draymond
I'll give you a lyrical kick in the nuts
I call my shorts Aaron Rodgers
Green in the pocket, I feel like the man
I got more hits than the dodgers
And shoot over guards like I'm Kevin Durant
While you're here, please listen to this
This is Nikodem Lorenz, he is incredible, actually
I stole this off YouTube