The Heavy Sixers - SD Creeper Lyrics

You see this guy there talking to that lady
He just pulled up in brand new Bentley
I saw him in the restroom he wanted to shake my hand my hand
Told me a joke and said to go out there and dance

Hawaiian shirt and a creepy mustache
Mirrored sunglasses like the cops used to have
Where's your money from I don't wanna know
What you running from Don't wanna hear it no

I wanna know why
The moon brings out these guys
Just what is it that they do for a living
Who knows I just want to die

She gave me some wax and I didn't hesitate
But I coughed and laughed for five minutes straight
This dude is creeps me out and I can't understand
Is this the first time he's seeing a band

He's kinda blown away by an adequate rendition
Of Proud Mary by some blues musicians

Where's your money from I don't wanna know
What you running from Don't wanna hear it no

I wanna know why
The moon brings out these guys
Just what is it that they do for a living
Who knows I just want to die

Sat down for a minute, but I couldn't get comfortable
Then out of the blue dude comes up to the table
So you've had some surgery and that's some mighty fine stitchin'
I'm a doctor too and my ride is bitchin'
All the ladies love it and the band does too
I'm a doctor of witch and I practice voodoo
Then he looks in my direction and pulls out a doll of me
Pokes it in the eyes and says now you can't see

I wanna know why
The moon brings out these guys
Just what is it that they do for a living
Who knows I just want to die
Now as you can imagine I can still see I can still talk and I can still bleed
If there's a moral of the story to be given
Shake the doctor's hand even when he's peeing
Don't need to be worried about my vision about my voice about incisions