HeikzordAI - Where my sock at? Yo! Lyrics

Yo, listen up, it's a problem too real
Every time I do the laundry, I'm spinnin' the wheel
One sock in, one sock out-what's the deal
I'm a gangsta with swag, but my socks gettin' peeled

Step into my crib, got a drawer full of pain
Every pair I ever bought ain't a pair-it's a shame
Nike, Adidas, even Gucci on my feet
But the washer's a thief, and my patience deplete

I'm loadin' the machine like I'm loadin' a clip
But every cycle spins, and I'm losin' my grip
One sock goes missin', it's a laundry heist
Yo, I'd sell my soul to put these socks back on ice

I'm checkin' the dryer, I'm checkin' the floor
Even searched behind the door-yo, what's it for
I'm a hustler, a player, my game's tight and mean
But this sock conspiracy's got me losin' the scene

Where my sock at? Yo, where it go
Left me with the right, now my rage gonna blow
Where my sock at? It's a war on my thread
Every time I do the laundry, another one's dead

Called up my crew, said, "Yo, this ends tonight
We're takin' back the laundry, we're ready to fight
Is the machine alive, does it laugh at my pain
I'm about to break it down, no socks will remain

Searched every corner, every nook, every crack
Found a couple quarters but no socks comin' back
This ain't just laundry-this is war in my home
I'm battlin' the void, but I'm fightin' alone

I tore up the laundry, I flipped my crib
Even asked Alexa, but she don't give a sh*t
I'm a king in the game, but this loss cuts deep
Every sock that I lose keeps me losin' my sleep

Where my sock at? Yo, where it go
Left me with the right, now my rage gonna blow
Where my sock at? It's a war on my thread
Every time I do the laundry, another one's dead

They say socks got a mind, like they runnin' a scheme
Slippin' through portals, stealin' all my dreams
I ain't no fool-I'm onto this fight
Gonna raid the dryer and bring back my rights

I'm stormin' the laundromat, armed to the teeth
Got a search party ready, call me the Sock Chief
From the basket to the vent, I'm tearin' it apart
Yo, socks, come out now, or I'm breakin' some hearts

I grabbed the tools, ripped the back off the beast
Found a mess of lint, but no socks released
Now I'm starin' at the washer, thinkin' this is its game
Gonna teach it a lesson-it'll remember my name

I lit a match, yeah, it's time for the purge
The washer's reign ends, I'm unleashing my urge
Let the flames rise high as my vengeance ignites
For every sock lost, I'll make this machine pay the price

Where my sock at? Yo, I found the truth
The machine's been a thief, now it's missin' a roof
Where my sock at? I'm reclaimin' my thread
Laundry gods defeated, ain't no more pairs dead

Now I'm chillin', my sock game strong
No more missin' threads, I'm back where I belong
Yo, I fought the void, and I won this time