Hell On The Horizon - I'm Not Gay Lyrics

I'm not gay
I'm not gay
I'm not gay
I'm not
When I was a boy
I took a big shit
A huge shit
I must admit
What a relief
It was a release
Out of my ass
In one piece
As I looked down
Into the bowl
I couldn't believe
It came out of my hole
Years went by
I tried and tried
To back up my gut
But my poor butt
I realized one day
To recreate
The pleasure I felt
I'd have to use something else
I started with a finger
But soon would upgrade
From one to two
My whole hand in my prostate
Then I moved to the kitchen
I pretended I was a chicken
Eggs, apples, pears what ever fit up there
Then to the bathroom a bottle of shampoo
But something was missing
A certain rhythm a certain taboo oh
Now before I go on
I must display
I ain't no daisy pusher
And I sure as hell ain't gay
But I went to the rodeo
Met some people that I know
Where I could get my fix
I needed my kicks
I spread my flaps for a man in a cap
I let him hit oh god this was it
What I'd been longing for
Now I'm a whore
But I let the show in
Terry and his kin
I tried with a woman to
But the plastic wouldn't do
Now I'm at the rodeo
Every night I can afford to go
I'm not gay I just want someone who knows what their doing
I'm not gay I just want someone who knows what their doing
I'm not gay I just want someone who knows what their doing
I'm not gay I just want someone who knows what their doing