Hell On The Horizon - I'm not gay 7 (The Final Chapter) Lyrics

I haven't seen anyone come in or out of that trailer for weeks
You gotta go in there and see what's wrong stop knocking get in
What the f*ck
Oh my god Oh my god
Welcome my friend
That's it
It seems that you've made it to the final chapter
I wish I could say I had my happily ever after
Unfortunately life isn't easy
I got arrested again and Terry left me
Both punishments for being to playful at the zoo
Well I guess last time we talked there has been some good news
I backed up my gut and took a huge shit
Just like the one that sent me into this spiraling pit
Now a days I spend my days at home
Fingering constantly wishing someone would bone
Surrounded by snacks in every flavor
It's a little paradise here In my trailer
They tried to evict me for not paying my rent
But I'm not getting a job
I don't trust the government
I had a wild dream late at night I woke up in a sweat and turned on the lights
I wrote it down in my dream log I'd licked my own ass just like a dog
I obsessed over this new fetish for a couple of days
Even bought a goats tongue from the carnies
But it just wasn't quite the same
I tried to reach my head but god put my head too far from my taint
Then I remembered an old butt rock documentary
About Marylyn Manson a man who could suck his own pee
He had some rids removed to do so
What a brilliant idea unfortunately no
You see I can't afford the surgery
I don't have insurance plus people would think I was gay
But I didn't see a point in having these bones
I could loose a few pounds if I got rid of a few rows
Then I remember my old buddy Turner
Used to be a nurse before he got fired for murder
I went over to his shack
Offered my crack
He said I'm not gay
We'll neither am I you hack
I kinda pissed him off but then he agreed
All I had to offer him was my trailers deed
That very night in sanitary enough conditions
With a saw in his hand
It glissend
No anesthesia I didn't hold my breathe
Turner offered for the pain a bit of his home made meth
I didn't feel a thing and woke up with the sun in the sky
Recovered enough to give it a try
When Turner wasn't looking I ran back to my spot
Ready to see how many licks it took to get to the center of a tootsie pop
Drew all of my curtains
Thought about barring up the doors
But I couldn't wait one second more
My living room covered in trash and taco bell
In contrast to that my ass will be a pleasant smell
I rolled up so tight like a little bug
Ate a spare chip lying on the rug
I just had to get past my big tummy
So I could lick that thick bussy
I took a few tried but I finally reached my ass
My back felt queasy from the shrunken bone mass
Between my thighs my head would squeeze
As a could smell that thick juicy bumpy
Just like an apple ready and ripe
Ready to eat
Oh might have forgetten to whipe
My tongue in my ass what a lovely sensation
I wish It was Terry so It wasn't masterbation
I realized just then my gaping hole
It was stretched enough to swallow my head whole
I sunk deeper and deeper continued my prize
Ass hairs getting into my eyes
I hold my breath for as long as I can
Then I noticed a lack of oxygen
But I didn't want to leave
I was in bliss
My sphincter wrapped around my neck like a necklace
I decided I could slip away
There wasn't anything waiting outside my ass anyway
So this is where I leave you at number seven
I know good straight boys all go to heaven
I faded into a deep slumber
Waiting for Saint Peter to call my number
One last thought before I leave
I'm still not gay
We'll actually
Maybe I am and I tortured myself
Admitting I was gay probably would have been good for my mental health
Nah
Being Gay is
Well Gay
And I'm not gay
I'm not gay
I'm not gay
I'm not