Hermit - Bread Lyrics

Meet me at the café
You know we getting caffeinated
I'm picking up some applications
You bet I bought an apple Danish
Ace-ing the interview overdressed
Black button up feeling oh so fresh
Look
I know the job can be high stress
Definitely not the best thing since sliced bread
Well you can order up front
I'll pour your decaf in a porcelain mug
Touch money, touch food ain't taking off my glove
Got a two for one special, half off on shrugs
Ma'am, you can't ruin the flow
I'll bang out a line like I'm doing some blow
I even keep the haters well catered and fed
Told you I was out here making that
BREAD
Can I help you
Hot or iced
Small or large
Not surprised
May I help you
Want that sliced
Bag it up
Next in line
[Well this is absolutely ridiculous, I ordered decaf.
I need to speak to your supervisor]
[Yeah well, I am the supervisor so]
Now I work with a bunch of eighteen year old's
And I'm twenty six now so they think I'm old
Figured my looks would get them off their phones
86 cranberry walnut scones
Ain't too fond of the clientele
Bunch of old white women tryna buy a spelt
No I'm not a five star find on Yelp
But you're acting like a _____
I was trying to help
I'm so friendly
Tip jar empty
Drop those pennies
Not pretending
Honestly at this point I should be offended
The way you say "croissant" I find it condescending
For your own sake save the accent
Feel like the whole day a transaction
Porcelain for here paper to go
I told you I was out here making this
DOUGH
Can I help you
Hot or iced
Small or large
Not surprised
May I help you
Want that sliced
Bag it up
Next in line