Herod the Fink - Desperate Husband's Chorus Lyrics

I know I've got a lot of nerve shopping December twenty-third
This seems to happen every year, anticipation turns to fear
I see that look upon your faces. We all end up in the same places
Trying to find you something better, that's why I'm carrying this sweater

We're all with you, we're all dumb too
That won't work dude, we've Tried that too
Inspiration! I'm running out

I really hope you like this CD, the latest from my favorite band
This body lotion's extra greasy - I found it on the clearance stand
I've searched this whole entire store, found Rambo II and Rocky IV
You know the one with Ivan Drago, that cheating Russian killed Apollo
Sometimes my head is not as big as my heart, but we still got married
Guess that's the funny part

Babe, you know I love you
In addition to the CD, the sweater
And the greasy body lotion
I wrote you this song
It may sound familiar
But that's because it's so catchy