The HighAteUs - Bartles & Jonestown Lyrics

Well lately my dog's been identifying as LGBTQ
I had to tell him that Jesus died on the cross for his sins, too
Seems like nothing's going the way I want it to
Ooh ooh

Lately my son's been watching Spanish ESPN
Guess he wants to learn the language of illegal aliens
I tell you something else, buddy
He's probably gay, too
Ooh ooh

So I'm heading down to Bartles and Jonestown
Yeah I'm heading down to Bartles and Jonestown
I'll have a drink for you
For you for you for you

You can't buy an AR-15 at Walmart anymore
Makes you wonder what the hell my grandpappy ever died for
Lately it seems that things ain't going how I want them to
Ooh ooh

So I'm heading down to Bartles and Jonestown
Yeah I'm heading down to Bartles and Jonestown
I'll have a drink for you down at Bartles and Jonestown
I'll have a drink for you down at Bartles and Jonestown
I'll have a drink for you
For you for you
I'll have a drink for you

It seems whenever I leave my house people always looking at me
I don't know what the hell they think that they see
I can tell you something, buddy, they're in my country
The home of the brave and the land of the free

So I'm heading down to Bartles and Jonestown
Yeah I'm heading down to Bartles and Jonestown
I'll have a drink for you down at Bartles and Jonestown
I'll have a drink for you down at Bartles and Jonestown
I'll have a drink for you
For you for you
I'll have a drink for you