I've been down and I've been out
Had caviar and sauerkraut
But bad has never been so good
Since I met you
I've been square and I've been around
Been with the kings and with the clowns
But right side up is upside down
Since I met you
Half of me is jelly and half of me is hard
I'll crawl on my belly to your backyard
If you chop up a worm both sides will walk away
Do it to a heart and it will just decay
I've been sad and I've been gay
Sang the blues til they went away
But I'm glad the blues are here to stay since I met you