[ Featuring Funny Man Dan ]
I was but a school boy with time on my side
A+ every assignment and task
Unfettered by malice, by greed or despair
It was all soon to change with one class
It was science oh how I loved it
Hypothetical, experimental, theoretical
Beautiful science with Mr. Bunsen
Every Thursday my favourite teacher taught me how to think
This was the last day I was to be at primary school
And Nathan and I were asked to see Mr. Bunsen in the science lab
Mr. Bunsen needed to speak to Nathan
So I took the liberty of one last farewell of the science lab
So many memories of dissected mice
And the familiar smell of burnt eyebrows
Out of the corner of my eye I spotted an unfamiliar cage
I approached it warily
There was a small animal inside
Hamster 405 said the small plaque on the cage
An experiment in rodent intelligence
It warned me of it's cunning genius
But I laughed it off
Ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha
How smart could a hamster be?
The cage rattled
What's that little fella?
You want to get out?
Sorry buddy, no can do, you see the...
Ooo... is that Chocolate?
Don't mind if I do
It only took a moment
I opened the cage and he was gone
And he'd taken the chocolate with him
What had I done!
I had lost Mr. Bunsen's experiment
And unleashed a genius hamster created by...
Science oh how I loved it
Hypothetical, experimental, theoretical
Beautiful Science it had created
A hamster with such intellect it could take over the world!
Oh Mr. Bunsen I'm so sorry!
