[ Featuring Funny Man Dan ]
Well the night was dark and stormy
It was overcast?
Okay it was clear
When all of a sudden an earthquake
Lightning?
A faint sound in my ear
When Angels
Appeared before us
Announcing the Messiah was born
In little old Bethlehem
Well I was mildly worried
Scared?
I was wetting my pants
I casually tried to slip away
Hide?
Okay I headed for France
When Angels
Appeared before us
Announcing the Messiah was born
In little old Bethlehem
