I sit here waiting all alone
On my porcelain throne
I thought we had a bond so true
But now I'm left here, missing you
You came to me, we had our time
In that moment, you were mine
But with a flush, you slipped away
And now my heart is gray
Oh, Poop, why'd you leave me so soon
Flushed down, beneath the moon
We were together, now you're gone
And I'm just a toilet, holding on
The water swirled, the handle turned
And in my bowl, my love was spurned
I tried to keep you, hold you tight
But you disappeared from sight
Now I'm empty, cold inside
My one true love has gone to hide
Down the pipes and far away
How I wish you could stay
Oh, Poop, why'd you leave me so soon
Flushed down, beneath the moon
We were together, now you're gone
And I'm just a toilet, holding on
I hear the gurgle of the drain
A lonely sound, it echoes pain
I'll never see your face again,
But I'll remember what we had back then
Now I'm just a toilet, waiting still
Hoping one day, you'll return and fill
The emptiness inside my soul
But until then, I'm just a bowl
Oh, Poop, why'd you leave me so soon
Flushed down, beneath the moon
We were together, now you're gone
And I'm just a toilet, holding on
So here I sit, with silent tears
Thinking of our fleeting years
My love, you've gone down the drain
But in my heart, you'll remain