Hogger - Storyteller Lyrics

Let me tell a story bout a shorty I met
She had a perfect round ass and a tight little chest
She had the eyes of an angel and a heart of gold
But when I heard she was kinky damn I was sold

She's talking bout anime and hentai too
I even agree with her political view
The first time I laid eyes got me thinking what's next
Now she walking over to me all scantily dressed

She's talking bout some party and I get invited to it
Had to call my friend cause he's whipping in the Buick
Couldn't help it I tried she was looking so fresh
So she took me to her room and started showing some flesh

I Plugged in my phone cause I thought I'd be awhile
My hands going south and it feels like the Nile
We're bout to go at it cause her parents are gone
The next thing that I hear is HEY, what going on

Uh oh baby
Looks like I gotta dip
So I grab all my shit
And I abandon ship
I get outside
And I'm feeling satisfied
But something inside
Still wants more time

I'm taking the risk
And I stay on the premises
Comes back out
Says hey baby look at this
Walk over with her
To the back of her property
Next thing I knew
It was her bird and my bee

A little bit into it
I'm getting a call
I hang it up cause
I'm busy and I let it fall
Into the leaves underneath me
And it's ringing again
I answer it said f*ck off
The bitch was a ten

I hear the phone ring again
I start to get worried
So I finish the job
And grab my phone in a hurry
I answer the call
Pass it over to her
Hear a faint voice yelling
F*ck! It's her mother

Run to my ride
Like bro let go
We gotta get outta here
Before I get the rifle
Her moms giving me a look
Like f*ck right off
So we jump in the whip
And we zoom
Blastoff

Ordered McDonald's that night
Just to celebrate
Texting up Brian like
Yo, let's collaborate
Jump on this beat
And I'll jump on the lyrics
Spitting some fire
Just to show em how we do it