That's when I up and moved to Spain
Met a girl with a gap in her teeth, big ol' tits and she taught me how to slam junk in my veins
Then I'm walking Las Rambles feeling no pain, when I felt a kiss on my cheek
From a man in a dress, telling me that he felt the same
Couldn't wait to get my legs shaved
Buy myself a purdy wig
Tuck back my bits and get my ass out there shakin' and get paid
In the Gothic district feeling no shame, cause baby I am stacking my chips
Shaking my hips and hey ya baby I was born this way
Then I'm flying back home on an air-o-plane
Touchdown Detroit Michigan
And I'm at thanksgiving dinner surrounded by my family and friends
Everyone wants to know what I learned in Spain, well family I'll tell you one thing
Ain't no time for learning books, when you're a, prostitute drag queen