Homerow - Why I Will Never Get Married Lyrics

I will turn my back on the world and then I'll get stabbed
On my friends when I want to go mad
On my God just to get back
On the sun just to even my tan
Cuz I gotta look good for Kim

You know I'm always headed west
To find some peace in the Pacific
Or preserve myself in the Bering Sea
Or into the Mariana
I'll take Everest with me
We will be drawfed by the deep dark sea

On the surface
You know the sun it never quits
It reflects off the moon
And then returns way too soon
That's why I'd never have a son
That's to much to ask of anyone
And I could never have a daughter
The world's too mean
Plus I know there'll always be guys like me

So when the world is full of water
Because of all the heat
Our boat won't be made up of parts from me

I know I might sound bleak
But the ice don't freeze
And my eyes won't breathe
Through this humid air

Will you carry me thru the tide
Will you tithe to your hunger tide
Will you marry
And then race to die

I will lift you up over my head
I would fast for weeks stay in good stead
But I will never wed