Well . . .
The Poopsmith, he could talk! (Poopsmith: Hello!)
And Marzipan could rock (short guitar solo)
And the stick would be a big old tree
That ate everyone except The Cheat and me!
(Strong Mad: AND ME!)
(Strong Bad: We'll see!)
And the King Of Town would be underground in a box
Filled up with peas!!
(King Of Town: I hate peas!)
(Strong Bad: I know!)
Bubs would give away flamethrowers
That shoot chocolate hundered dollar bills
(Bubs: Invitation chocolate!)
And my stupid baby brother would have been born
With horns and a tail (Strong Sad: I'm evil.)
And Coach Z would wear his cool jacket
And homestar just couldnt hack it (Homestar: I quit!)
And Pom-Pom wouldn't change at all
Except he'd look like an NBA basketball
And this little weirdo would be a modestly hot girl
To help me through the hard times
You know the kind that are only sort of hot
So they dont mess around with other guys!!!
(Homsar: I'M FOREVER YOUR GIRL!)
Homestarrunner - New Town Lyrics
Homestarrunner - New Town Lyrics
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Well . . .
The Poopsmith, he could talk! (Poopsmith: Hello!)
And Marzipan could rock (short guitar solo)
And the stick would be a big old tree
That ate everyone except The Cheat and me!
(Strong Mad: AND ME!)
(Strong Bad: We'll see!)
And the King Of Town would be underground in a box
Filled up with peas!!
(King Of Town: I hate peas!)
(Strong Bad: I know!)
Bubs would give away flamethrowers
That shoot chocolate hundered dollar bills
(Bubs: Invitation chocolate!)
And my stupid baby brother would have been born
With horns and a tail (Strong Sad: I'm evil.)
And Coach Z would wear his cool jacket
And homestar just couldnt hack it (Homestar: I quit!)
And Pom-Pom wouldn't change at all
Except he'd look like an NBA basketball
And this little weirdo would be a modestly hot girl
To help me through the hard times
You know the kind that are only sort of hot
So they dont mess around with other guys!!!
(Homsar: I'M FOREVER YOUR GIRL!)
The Poopsmith, he could talk! (Poopsmith: Hello!)
And Marzipan could rock (short guitar solo)
And the stick would be a big old tree
That ate everyone except The Cheat and me!
(Strong Mad: AND ME!)
(Strong Bad: We'll see!)
And the King Of Town would be underground in a box
Filled up with peas!!
(King Of Town: I hate peas!)
(Strong Bad: I know!)
Bubs would give away flamethrowers
That shoot chocolate hundered dollar bills
(Bubs: Invitation chocolate!)
And my stupid baby brother would have been born
With horns and a tail (Strong Sad: I'm evil.)
And Coach Z would wear his cool jacket
And homestar just couldnt hack it (Homestar: I quit!)
And Pom-Pom wouldn't change at all
Except he'd look like an NBA basketball
And this little weirdo would be a modestly hot girl
To help me through the hard times
You know the kind that are only sort of hot
So they dont mess around with other guys!!!
(Homsar: I'M FOREVER YOUR GIRL!)