When you feel that Siri doesn't have the answer
I'm coming around to help you see things can be straight
There's a song we played, do you remember?
From an old time show that we used to go and see
Where the feeling was right and all the tears were made
I'm still smiling
When you feel that your only escape is Netflix
Turn off the TV I'm happy to sit and play some cards
We can sit and fight over Bridge or Canasta
And squabble some more as we try to discern the rules
I said we'll squabble some more as we try to discern the rules
I'm still smiling
I'm a better bet than Breaking Bad
Better not call Saul, you can litigate to me
The only Marvel you need is here
The maddest man of all Mad Men is me
When you're breaking bad and breaking up
And taking TV as a steady drug
Well, stand up from that bed
Keep smiling