Hot Buttered Bland - People! Eat Beef! (feat. Lil Ploth) Lyrics

Oh people, eat beef
But the effect it has on my teeth
And my vegan mate, Keith
Means beef leads to a moral and oral grief
Oh people, eat beef

But the detrimental effect it has on my teeth
Beef!

Oh people eat beef
But not the tender testicles of bulls
Unless it's the Brown Swiss
Selected for the quality of its meat
And milk
Oh people, eat beef

It's more tender the further from hoof and horn it is
Beef

Beef
Yum yum yum yum
Beef
I like a bit of...
Beef
He likes a bit of...
Beef
She likes a bit of...
Beef
We all like a bit of...
People Eat Beef
Yummy yum yum
Beef
Yummy yum yum
Beef
What do I have every day?
Beef
I have a bowl of
Beef
It's yummy
Beef
Chicken and beef
Beef
Steak and sausages
Beef
I love beef
Beef
Beef's the best