Hot Toast Music Company - Everything is Possumable Lyrics

Possums can't see or hear very well
So they rely on an excellent sense of smell
Possums are actually very clean
They can't sweat so they lick themselves
That way they can sneak around odor-free
Possums will eat anything that they can find
They sleep in burrows in the day
Because they're creatures of the night
Anytime a predator gets too close possums go comatose
Everything is possumable
There ain't no trouble that a possum can't get itself into
Everything is possumable
It must be awesome being a possum
Cause all you eat is junk food
Like literally out of a garbage can
Last night I was doing chores
Taking garbage to the curb
Opened up the garbage can and saw two red eyes staring back
Was it a monster?
It could have been a cat
Maybe a wombat with a pointy white hat?
I said hey, wait a second
How did you get into there
That creature just rolled over
And looked as dead as a doornail
And it smelled bad bad bad
I had to hold my breath
It smelled bad bad bad
Man, that creature smelled like death
Possums will eat anything that they can find
They sleep in burrows in the day
Because they're creatures of the night
Anytime a predator gets too close possums go comatose
Everything is possumable
There ain't no problem that a possum can't pretend to sleep through
Everything is possumable
So if you're scared and you suddenly pass out
You may possibly be living your possum life now
Living that possum life now
Living like a possum
Possums are resistant to disease
If you see one drool
It's just scared it doesn't have rabies
Possums can take a snake bite
They'll eat ticks like french fries
If you ever hear one hiss
It's just trying to make you think
It's bad bad bad
Don't let them fool you with that sass
Possums will eat anything that they can find
They sleep in burrows in the day
Because they're creatures of the night
Anytime a predator gets too close possums go comatose
Everything is possumable
There ain't no problem that a possum can't pretend to sleep through
Everything is possumable
So if you're scared and you suddenly pass out
You may possibly be living that possum like now
Everything is possumable when you're living that possum life