Housemen - The Shoe Song Lyrics

I wake up at 9 feeling pretty tired
So I shut my eyes go to sleep for a while
Dream happy dreams think happy thoughts
Drift away away for a while more
Im a hypochondriac

Wake up at 10 feeling better then
Still feeling groggy so go back to bed
Dream happy dreams think happy thoughts
Drift away for a while more
Im a hypochondriac

Will you wake me up if I sleep to long
Hold my hand when things go wrong
Pull me by the shoulders out of this hole
Pour me a coffee and go for a stroll
Im a hypochondriac

Doo do do etc

Wake up at 11 after dreaming of heaven
Thinking of holiday down in devon
Pack my bags get ready to go
Sit on the bed and what do you know
Im a hypochondriac

Will you take me in when there's nowhere to go
Take out the bins even when its snowed
Well go for a meal when things are good
Get back to doing things we normally would

Wake up at noon not a minute to soon
I feel great so I put on my shoes
Go for a run enjoy the sun
Go for a picnic have a current bun
The bread bin is full and my cup is full
Ill make some toast and eat it all
Make scrambled eggs the best ever made
Shovel them up with a smile on my face

Im a hyypppooochhonnddriiiiiac
Im a hyppoooochhhhondrriiiaaaac