Well I met a little girl on broadwalk
Oh she's wholly wholly sublime
She built like 3 hotels on park place
But now she's comin on over to mine!
Luxury's taxing and I'm here relaxing
Collecting all I'm due
This rain is a bummer, especially in the summer
But I love spending time with you
Trading cards and dirty glances
Just like brokers at the stock exchange
My community is taking chances
Railroad tickets rather than airplanes
Investments are raging but I'm in a cage
And I didn't even pass go!
I wish this was quicker how bout rain-boots and slickers
This round just seems to go slow
I'm board of these games
And these lies in my brain
Saying this all there is
I've seen the outside
And it's gorgeous and wide
I just can't get over it...
She got lucky one or two times
Now she's parking places for free
I have one, maybe two dimes
And I'm gettin hit with penalties
This was all fun till you went on the run
Rolling doubles every time
I thought I'd be slick, raisin prices real quick
An Wound up paying for my crime
Well things are starting to lookup
And I'm on the go
But I guess that's all perspective
Cause Jail gets pretty low
When you're in the slammer While she's putting Dow the hammer
Things can get a bit rough
I read through the rules but she's right and that's cruel
I'll admit it's a bit tough
There's this thing about circles
What goes around comes around
And I'll thank my circumstances
Cause now I'm startin to rebound
Mortgages paid and my secret hand played
This'll change all my luck
Rents coming due these hotels are all new
And rates are going up
These rainy day games are always the same
And by now you should know
No mater how hard you try or how much you may cry
I'll win this game for sure
Now the whole board I could purchase
And her heart is pretty low
Yeah this game is almost over
She just wants to make it go slow
This'll be fun my turn has just begun
Role the dice and have some faith
This is the end cause I rolled a ten...
And landed on Park Place